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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Bucky Barnes | Marvel What If...(Zombies)

[silent_butdeadly]

1. "Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. That's how drunk.
2. Ducking relic. Stop autocorrecting all my ducks into ducks. You're making all my strong-worded texts look harmless and adorable.
3. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.
4. If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
5. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
6. Text him

5

[mayberaven]

starting with "if you would be so good as to kindly" and then end with "please" seems like it'd work

[silent_butdeadly]

I guess I was looking for something more subtle, but that could work. Polite but to the point.

[mayberaven]

I mean you could go a more subtle route but if they're real stupid they might not get the idea.

3

[ironypoisoned]

It never does. You'd think I'd've learned my lesson by now.

[silent_butdeadly]

You'd think.

I'm actually not sure if I should be impressed by your liver or worried about it, to be honest.

[ironypoisoned]

If my heart doesn't get me first, I'm sure my liver will gladly step up to the plate.

Thank you for the concern, but I'll have you know I've slowed down a lot in recent years.

2

[mightysmall]

🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆 🦆

[silent_butdeadly]

Are those supposed to be ducks?

[mightysmall]

Yes! Since you've got a lot of ducks to give.

2

[pursuitofcappiness]

Really just imagining a whole family of them.

[silent_butdeadly]

Ha ha. You did this, didn't you?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wouldn't dream of it. That's all you.

5

[bossyboiler]

I've heard tales that saying bless your heart essentially means the same thing but I'm not sure that I believe it.

[silent_butdeadly]

That's the first time I hear that. And I honestly hope this isn't true, because that means most of the old ladies when I was a kid were being mean.

[bossyboiler]

Maybe they were being mean it was code for you're being an ass. Little old ladies, I think, don't want to come across as rude.

5

[branchingpaths]

Why do you need to be polite about it?

[silent_butdeadly]

Because they know Steve and I'm not going to hear the end of it if I don't at least try to be polite about it. This is not my first choice of action, trust me.

[branchingpaths]

Who is this person and what did they do? I need context to craft a good response.

4

[wapow]

Ah, what every woman loves: ✨️Mixed Singals✨️

[silent_butdeadly]

Think of it as a challenge instead? Very few people got it right on the first guess.

4

[doesntsing]

Who doesn't love playing that game?

[silent_butdeadly]

I'd say anyone that finally figures out I'm not flirting with them and I just can't handle their crap anymore?

Otherwise, I think it's a very fun game! Keeps people on their toes, right?

[cursedwords]

I don't know that sounds plenty polite to me.

[silent_butdeadly]

That's what I think too, but that's apparently still too rude.