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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[mayberaven]

the bruises aren't dark enough to be from Beau, and they're too big to be from Jester

process of elimination

[thirdtimearound]

That still doesn’t necessarily mean it was from me. It could have been a random stranger that decided to take a swing at you.

[mayberaven]

we were at home where did this mysterious stranger come from?

[thirdtimearound]

Your guess is as good as mine. We were all pretty drunk, after all.

[mayberaven]

...honestly just randomly letting in a stranger does sound like something the majority of us would do while drunk 8T

[thirdtimearound]

Somehow, that doesn’t entirely surprise me.

Do you need some ice for those bruises?

[mayberaven]

Nah, it's not that bad

[Just had to give you a little shit because that's how we show we care? Or something?

But no it kinda hurts bring him ice]

[thirdtimearound]

[ Hey, giving someone shit is definitely his love language, so he can’t say anything about it. ]

Uh huh.

[ He leaves it at that, at least until ten minutes later when he shows up at Fjord’s door and tosses a bag of ice at him. ]

Here.

[mayberaven]

[Guess who botched their roll

and thusly got a bag of ice to the face?]

[thirdtimearound]

[ At least he didn’t throw it very hard, so there’s that?

But that’s what you get for not paying attention to your surroundings. He’s not (entirely) sorry. ]

[mayberaven]

[GOD he's sometimes the actual worst.

Is this what it's like having little brothers?]

Hello to you too. [Just gonna... pretend he didn't get bonked in the face and plop the bag on his arm. Yup totally cool, not at all embarrassing.]

[thirdtimearound]

[ He is absolutely everyone’s younger brother, and you all only have yourselves to blame for him. ]

Morning. Not too hung over, are you?

[mayberaven]

[Gods help them all.]

Honestly I'm not sure I'm not still a bit drunk.

[thirdtimearound]

[ He hums a bit, leaning against the door frame. ]

Some hair of the dog? Or some breakfast might help, if you’d prefer.

[mayberaven]

[A drink would make him feel a bit better. BUT he supposes he should at least try and be somewhat of an adult or something.]

Only if there's waffles.

[thirdtimearound]

I’m sure we could find a place that would accommodate.

[ Because he assumes neither of them are in the mood to cook. ]

[mayberaven]

Fuck yeah, let's go.

[As soon as he finds his shoes- where did those even go? Nothing is where it should be, who decided to drunk organize?]

[thirdtimearound]

[ He pushes himself off the door frame while waiting for Fjord, though at one point he clears his throat and nods towards the head of the bed, where one of Fjord’s shoes his partially hidden under a pillow. ]

Looks like you wanted it close at hand.

[mayberaven]

[One under the pillow and the other apparently shoved into a planter. What was he thinking?

Whatever, shoes are found, shoes are on, time to fuck off for waffles.]

Suppose there's worse places it coulda been. C'mon, food's waiting.

[thirdtimearound]

[ He snorts a little. ] Was waiting on you.

[ How Kingsley looks so put together this early in the morning after being so drunk last night is anyone’s guess. ]

[mayberaven]

[Fjord just rolls his eyes with a huff of his own.]

Right, right, alright then.

[At least one of them looks like something less than a hot mess. Fjord's too hung over or maybe drunk to really fuss over his appearance at the moment.]

[thirdtimearound]

[ No one has to know that Kingsley has been up for hours and that’s why he’s had time to not be as much of a mess. It’s fine.

Once Fjord is up and they head out of the house, it’s just a matter of finding a place to eat that serves waffles. In the meantime, it’s not a bad day for a walk. ]

[mayberaven]

[It's totally fine. And honestly if Fjord gets too self-conscious about being a mess, he'll just shift forms and Kingsley will have to talk his way into the Folkmore equivalent of a Waffle House with a wolf.]

You're lookin' pretty peppy for how much you drank last night.

[thirdtimearound]

[ It sure would make for an interesting story, anyway.

With a chuckle, Kingsley shrugs. ]

It helps to stay hydrated even while you’re getting wasted.

[ He may get drunk, but he’s going to at least be responsible about it. ]

[mayberaven]

Oh don't you start with that sensible responsibility stuff, it's far too late for that in my case.