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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Clark Kent | My Adventures with Superman

[a_normal_man]

1. I saw a man walking two goats through the town. Bonus: only one was on a leash.
2. Hold on, there are flying pancakes. I can't handle this right now.
3. So what do normal people wear to parties?
4. I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation.
5. [Text him!]

I MEANT 3

[pursuitofcappiness]

I just wear a button-up and slacks.

lol

[a_normal_man]

Right, but that's my normal work attire. It doesn't feel very "cool."

[pursuitofcappiness]

A leather jacket will do wonders.

[a_normal_man]

You don't think it'll come off as try-hard, do you?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, I wear leather jackets all the time. No one ever tells me I look try-hard.

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[wapow]

Well, clothes would be a good start, Clark. 🫢

[Different Earth or not, Kara couldn't resist the playful jab at cousin.]

[a_normal_man]

[Sorry, Kara. bb!Supes doesn't know you yet. He's not going to be rude and not respond, though!]

Well, obviously. I just mean what kind.

[wapow]

[Soon, Clark. Soon. Kara chuckles before typing in her next reply.]

Kidding aside, it depends! It's a formal event, suit and tie or a tuxedo. If it's something more casual, you can just wear your regular clothes. 🤔

Oh! If it's a costume party, then you go in costume! 💅💫

[a_normal_man]

[Why does he feel a sense of impending doom?]

What if your regular clothes are too... business casual? That doesn't seem relaxed enough.

At least it's not a costume party. That's a whole different kind of agonizing over what to wear.

[wapow]

[She's a freaking delight, Clark. How dare D8]

Sounds like the clothes I wear to work at CatCo 😅 in that case, you gotta invest in a couple of t-shirts, jeans, and sneakers, Clark.

Maybe flannel. Or would that be too stereotypically country boy-esque? Hehe 🤔

In any case, sounds like you have to go and do some shopping.

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[anothergo]

I would imagine clothes.

[a_normal_man]

[Everyone's a comedian tonight, apparently.]

Right. I mean, what kind of clothes?

Unless you're going to some weird parties I don't know about.

[anothergo]

[She is hilarious thank you very much.]

It usually depends on the type of party.

You'll need to also define weird. I'm friends with sorcerers and people who build giant suits of armor for fun.

[a_normal_man]

Just a 'casual' party. That's all the invitation said. But how casual is casual?

I actually meant weird parties where clothing isn't needed, but maybe I'm just making it worse by bringing that up.

[anothergo]

Clark are you talking about sex parties?
That would be casual attire.

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[honkdarling]

One of the goats or the man?

[a_normal_man]

The goat.

Why would the guy be on a leash?

[Wait, no, he shouldn't have asked that. He walked right into a trap...]

[honkdarling]

There are some strange people in this world. And not all goats are goats. Perhaps one is a druid?

Or, I suppose both could be druids but one is especially kinky.

Druids are... interesting.

[a_normal_man]

I'm afraid I'm not very familiar with druids. Are they shapeshifters?

[honkdarling]

Among various other talents, yes. It's their whole "being one with nature" thing. They can notably take various animal forms.

I knew one who was often a bear.

2.

[licensetocrane]

WHERE
hold on are we talkin real pancakes or sea pancakes
either way WHERE

[a_normal_man]

Real ones. I mean, they look real, anyway.

As to where, right by my head. I don't know if they're being thrown at me or flying of their own accord.

What's a sea pancake?

[licensetocrane]

manta rays! you ever seen one? flat pancake type of a creature if i ever saw it
besides softshell turtles anyway
are they actually hitting you with extreme prejudice because i would definitely expect a criminal in that case

[a_normal_man]

Oh. I've seen rays before, but I didn't know people called them that. That's cute.

None have actually hit me yet, but I've had a few close calls. It's weird that I still can tell where they're coming from or who's doing this.