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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Rogue | Marvel 616

[backwaterbelle]

1. Can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism?

2. You were petting a 40 year old man's mustache for 15 minutes.

3. Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.

4. You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to Jaws.

5. The logic in me says "don't text him". But the va-jay-jay in me says "text him".

6. Text her.

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[silent_butdeadly]

So. Which one is winning?

[backwaterbelle]

Well since my skin is life sucking, it seems rude to let my hot pocket of murder do the thinking.

[silent_butdeadly]

Fair enough, but I'm pretty sure texting doesn't require sink-to-skin contact. Nothing wrong with that, no?

[backwaterbelle]

No, but it's often a gateway to skin on skin experiences.

Which require either creativity or a high level of precision.

[silent_butdeadly]

Not always. Ever heard of phone sex or sexting?

[Look at him, using all the modern lingo!]

And you think he's not up for a creative challenge? Don't think he's the guy for you if he isn't.

[backwaterbelle]

Mutational hazard. So, yes.

[Does the woman who can't touch skin on skin without dire consequences know about the not touching tech options? Bless his heart.]

I'm not certain. I would't blame him if he's not up for it. I'm more than a handful.

Puns intended.

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[wapow]

I mean, you have to do it if he wants his family jewels to be in tact.

[backwaterbelle]

It really is a kindness. Leaving him with the ability to reproduce.

[wapow]

The only mercy we can afford 🤷🏼‍♀️
Hopefully the apple falls very far, far, far away from the tree.

excuse the delay, i hadn't decided i was apping her

[backwaterbelle]

One can only hope. I've certainly seen the apple fall both ways.

I prefer instant gratification in these situations.

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[honkdarling]

Darling, I'm more than happy for you to punch him in the dick for any reason as long as you let me watch.

He deserves it. It's a victory for everyone.

[backwaterbelle]

Sugar I knew that I could count on you for support. You'll have a front row seat.

Fancy a paired drink for the occasion?

[honkdarling]

Absolutely. Something full-bodied and red...

[backwaterbelle]

A big cab then? Something from Napa would pair nicely. Personally, I'd go with a good bourbon.

Wait, do they have Earth wines here?

[Spoiler alert: whiskey > wine.]

[honkdarling]

Honey, I have no idea what you mean by "Earth wine" and I can only hope it isn't actually full of dirt.

But it sounds like you have better taste than that. So I'll trust your judgment about the bourbon.

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[ironypoisoned]

A merry Taco Tuesday to you too.

[backwaterbelle]

It's the only way to celebrate. Tacos and bourbon.

[ironypoisoned]

Now THAT's a meal. Used to be a big fan of a 2am glass of Pappy's and any LA taco stand that failed their health inspection but makes the most amazing food.

Comparatively, the taco offerings here are pretty mid, but there's a couple decent spots.

[backwaterbelle]

LA? Psh. Try the food trucks in San Diego. Down right heavenly.

Pappy's sounds about right for you Stark.

Any good cajun or southern food here? Or do I have to be the change?

[ironypoisoned]

Ooh yeah, that's the real shit. Never made it that far south too often when I was over on the West Coast, unfortunately.

I think you're stuck opening a restaurant, my friend. Be the change. Please be the change. I could go for some okra.

4.

[licensetocrane]

sounds like a college friday tbh
long as i didnt throw up in there

excuse the delay, i hadn't decided i was apping her until recently <3

[backwaterbelle]

No puking, but face in the communal source ain't exactly sanitary.

all good!

[licensetocrane]

nope but passing out there is funny
throwing up in there is gross and makes you infamous for the rest of term
ill take one over the other but im sorry it happened

[A little, anyway. Her condolences to the host.]

[backwaterbelle]

And dangerous.
That's one way to look at it, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say we are also glad it didn't go that far.