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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Essek Thelyss || Critical Role || Myth

[dunamagic]

1. I found your dagger in my underwear drawer, to say I have question is an understatement.

2. Gold dust is expensive, please stop using it as glitter.

3. Wine hot chocolate does not have the same kick to it that whiskey hot chocolate does.

4. And does this book club have tasteful smut or am I to find out the hard way?

5. Text him!

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[da_champion]

But my beard looks so good with golden flecks.

[dunamagic]

While I cannot deny that it does suit you in a certain way, we could simply buy gold glitter.

[da_champion]

You can use gold glitter can't you?

[dunamagic]

It is a spell component, I cannot just use glitter instead. However for your beard, you can.

1

[thirdtimearound]

It was dark last night and I just threw it in the closest drawer.

[dunamagic]

I see, so there is no sudden threat upon myself or anyone else I might.. have over?

[thirdtimearound]

No, you and your lingerie are perfectly safe to have company over.

[dunamagic]

Yes well, perhaps next time we put your dagger elsewhere?

4

[counttonein]

Define "tasteful"

[dunamagic]

Lacking in terminology such as "pendulous junk" or comparing an orgasm to grains pouring from a bucket.

Your asking concerns me.

[counttonein]

There has been a variety so far.

I think my favorite has been "moist cavernous tunnel of love" but I wouldn't say that it's good.

Just funny.

[dunamagic]

A variety.. Hm. I see. Well I suppose then I shall have to see what comes of it.

[You can't hear it Caleb, but Essek just laughed.]

That one was.. well enough until the "of love" part. But I suppose trashy smut isn't going to be the end of me.

3

[steepwithdead]

I have to confess I prefer it plain. What is it that the alcohol is adding to the experience?

[dunamagic]

If I am honest, I have not had it much in my life, plain or otherwise.

Ultimately, a chance to close my eyes and not feel the weight of my sins.

[steepwithdead]

It's my understanding that in the aftermath all you'll have is the weight of your sins, plus a headache.

[dunamagic]

Well, when put that way I can see the folly in my choice to include alcohol.

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

You're allowed to recommend a book with smut in it when it's your turn.

[dunamagic]

If I am to recommend a book, it would be one that is rife with academic knowledge, not smut. I merely as concerned about other's less than stellar choices.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Whose choice didn't you like?

[dunamagic]

I won't name names, but I did find one of the more recent ones with... "pendulous junk" in it to be trying.

1.

[therewerefifty]

So that's where it went. My apologies for apparently breaking into your house.

[dunamagic]

Ah, so it was yours? Well, I shall post mark it to you.

Why were you breaking into my home?

[therewerefifty]

At a guess I was lost
I have been ill lately
it leads to sleepwalking

[It's a pain in the ass, but what can you do besides, uh. Apologise for wandering through people's houses in the middle of the night, apparently.]

[dunamagic]

I see. It might be prudent to see one of the healers here. There are a number of capable ones.