april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[spktr]

I think I did a pretty ace job, though it could also be two seconds away from collapsing on top of me

2

[mightysmall]

I'm aware of this fact.
What did you do this time?

[sine_metu]

Only hurts when I breathe.
So, I'm fine.

[da_champion]

Want me to cheat and use some magic to support it?

[supersmashbro]

yeah i think i duct taped it to a grenade? the power of the sun was very unleashed.

[spktr]

Maaaybe if you hear me curse up a storm.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, and how's the other guy?

Where are you?

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

So, since the beginning?

Sorry to hear that.

Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age | Legend | OTA

[da_champion]

1. I drank the goose water! It tasted like fire.
2. I can neither confirm nor deny any bear related activities at this time.
3. No. Trust me. Falling down the stairs is a sobering experience.
4. I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.
5. text him.

[tamethatfire]

Yes, it's more private there and it'll give the minions something to occupy themselves with if necessary.

About the village? Yes.
But I want peanut butter!

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh.

Well, you look great in both.

Cobb Vanth | Star Wars | Familiar | ota

[heypartner]

Did you ever find your relic? And your dignity?
2. I'll be there in a minute. I got to find my arm.
3. You have to keep an eye on them tonight because you know how they likes to pickpocket people when they're drunk.
4. Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do push-ups.
5. Text him.

[da_champion]

I will make a daring rescue if your fort collapses.

[sine_metu]

In a holding cell where the cops put him.

Home.

[volantes]

probably because your face will turn bright red when you have to walk in there, if i had to guess?

Steve Rogers | Marvel What If? | Legend | ota

[mightysmall]

1. I can’t believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that.
2. We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your breasts for water.
3. Whoever wrote "twink" on my chest last night has really elegant handwriting.
4. I borrowed your frozen peas for an ice pack. When's a good time to return them?
5. text him.

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[heypartner]

What's the date got to do with anything?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, I'll have the doorman bring me up.

[ Which is to say, he'll probably come in from the window to avoid breaking a door. ]

[sine_metu]

My building doesn't have a doorman.
Use the roof entrance if you're insisting on playing nurse.

[volantes]

i'm guessing there were some extenuating circumstances?

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[punkspider]

won't be losin it if it's stuck up there right?

3.

[geodesics]

[ Eeeeeeeeeeh? ]

Are you hitting on me?

[designate]

Let's see... Off the top of my head. Rock You Like a Hurricane by Scorpions, Livin' On a Prayer by Bon Jovi, Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams, Keep On Loving You by REO Speedwagon, Need You Tonight by INXS, Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship... Maybe you'll like those.

And I guess it kind of is. You wouldn't go through all this trouble for just about anyone, right? I've never actually made a mixtape though. Might have dedicated a couple of songs through the radio once or twice. You going old school and putting these on a cassette tape?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sure you do, he's the nice wandering spirit outside your fire escape.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wow, you're really good at that. Guess I'll go through and check their discography - can't have this whole mixtape be things you came up with.

What's a cassette tape? Is that like a thumb drive?

Oh, but with a tape. Huh, I wonder how it gets wound.