april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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Comments

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sure you do, he's the nice wandering spirit outside your fire escape.

[sine_metu]

That's a wandering spirit.
Not a doorman.
If he was a doorman he'd be at the door.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well.

[ Tap on the window. ]

I'm always treating your fire escape like the door, so.

[sine_metu]

[ Matt will open the window for him and shuffle his way back to the couch. ]

Or you could use the door like a normal person.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I'm not a normal person.

Now don't take this the wrong way, but sit down and take your shirt off.

[sine_metu]

Buy me dinner first, Rogers.

[ Tilts his head back against the couch. ]

I'm fine. Nothing's broken and there's no internal bleeding. I can hear everything working.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I'll make you mac and cheese, now come on.

Can't fix up your bruises and cuts through your shirt.

[sine_metu]

You can cook?

[ He's incredibly skeptical. ]

I'm aware of that. First aid kit is in the bathroom.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Technically? Yes.

[ He goes off to the bathroom to look for the first aid kit. ]

Just don't expect Gordon Ramsay.

[sine_metu]

You're too polite to be Ramsay.

[ Matt gives in and struggles out of his shirt, breathing through the aches and pains that litter his bruised body. ]

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Steve comes back and just gives him a look. ]

Your bruises look like a --

[ He almost references a painter. ]

--Poppy field. So what happened?

[sine_metu]

I stopped an illegal chop shop garage. They weren't happy about me interfering with their business.

The ringleader is in police custody.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, good on you for turning them in. But next time, maybe call for backup. It's gonna hurt to breathe for awhile.

[sine_metu]

I'll think about it. Maybe.

[pursuitofcappiness]

People don't usually tell me no, Matt.

I'm very stubborn.

[ He puts a bucket of warm water down and gets out a cloth to help clean him. Despite how strong he is, he's very gentle. ]

[sine_metu]

So am I.

[ He still squirms because sensitive. ]

I don't need anyone to back me up.

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ Steve pokes a little with his cloth. ]

This says otherwise.

[sine_metu]

[ He hisses through his teeth and inches away. ]

I've had worse.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, well, I'm not scraping your body off the sidewalk, so put me on speed dial.

[ He wrings out the cloth and then goes back to being gentle. ]

[sine_metu]

Please, I aim for the dumpster.

[ He lets his head fall back. ]

[pursuitofcappiness]

With your sense of smell? I think you might be a masochist.

[ Steve gets him a pillow to prop his head up. ]

[sine_metu]

I don't think you want to know just how much I can smell all the time, inside a dumpster or not.

You just can't stop yourself from helping people, can you?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Takes one to know one, Murdock.

I'll stop when you stop.

[ He gets up to get the ointments and bandages. ]

[sine_metu]

Maybe if I go deaf and stop hearing all of it, I'll stop trying to help.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Is that why you do it? The sounds keep you up at night?

Could try moving to the suburbs. It's deathly quiet.