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Texts From Folknight

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme!

Because it's still April and Thoth is still amused, consider this round two of the Initial Misfire Edition. Initial messages maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

Emmet | Pokemon | OTA

[i_am_emmet]

1.) I know how to get her to breed. It's a cheap trick, but it works.

2.) How does one punch without any arms?

3.) I am still surprised they have to teach 10 year-olds about that. I figure it out by watching Mom and Uncle.

4.) Of course, they hate you. They know what you're thinking.

5.) Really, everyone uses it if they are in a smartness or cleverness competition. It just works to make them come out ahead. Its a magic powder.

6.) txt him.

2, good with either normal or misfire, lol

[foundlingfather]

Using your feet.

Or your head.

2 ooh I dont' know! Both sounds good.

[i_am_emmet]

While they do have a pretty big head, its call 'kicking' and 'head butting' then.

[foundlingfather]

I'm aware of that. But when don't have fists, that changes things.

Who are 'they' and why don't they have fists? [Do they even have arms??]

[i_am_emmet]

Woopers have no arms. But they learn Ice Punch.

Lol, Din knows about as much as I do about pokemon. Which isn't much, lol

[foundlingfather]

...what are woopers?

nice :D

[i_am_emmet]

A water/ground type Pokémon. Very nice evolution line.

[foundlingfather]

Oh, those pokeman creatures.

Bo-Katan has one of those. She calls it a dragon.

[i_am_emmet]

A Dragonite! Very strong Pokemon, what one usually thinks of when they think of a Dragon type. Strong, good move set...

[foundlingfather]

...yes, that.

I haven't seen him fight. But I will take your word. He wasn't a fan of me at first. [And possibly still isn't. Ori does act sort of suspicious toward him.]

[i_am_emmet]

he is a little spicy but still cute.

[foundlingfather]

Sure...cute. [Sorry Emmet, an 11 foot tall dragon staring him down like he'd eat him if Din did the wrong move is not cute.] If staring at me like he wants to eat me if I look at him wrong, is spicy. Sure.

[i_am_emmet]

He wouldn't do that.

3

[offtracks]

What, how to bully other children?

[he very rarely misses a chance to slam their family]

[i_am_emmet]

No how to catch a Pokémon!

[offtracks]

Oh.

Well, I suppose not all children go out on that sort of venture with their parents.

[And uncles? Ingo isn't really sure how this uncle figures into things.]

[i_am_emmet]

There are TV shows and movies and stuff. Well, unless they are verry old.

[offtracks]

Hardly the same as doing it for real.

[i_am_emmet]

True, but it gives you the basic idea. Not even taking into account, you don't even have to weaken some Pokémon. Just throw a ball - free Patrat.

[offtracks]

Well, I suppose it never hurts to show them just to make sure.

[i_am_emmet]

How badly could someone throw a Pokeball?

[offtracks]

I've certainly seen people go through a number of them. Not every Pokemon is an easy target!

Besides, you must be a little cautious with the flare.

[i_am_emmet]

The flare?

[offtracks]

Yes?

I mean, of course it is not a real firework, but you still should not be very close to it when it goes off.

[You know, like by running over to grab it right away or stick your face there to see if the ball worked!]

[i_am_emmet]

In my present day, there is no flare. Just a little light.