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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact

[shadowsincryo]

01. Last night was a mistake. I’m hung over and everything smells like black currant for some reason.
02. It was pick a form day in class. They don’t have to try a new form but no judgement if they do.
03. I have that acorn ale again and I think flying home will be off the table.
04. That wasn’t me. I have never once been a glitter wolf.
05. Oh no, I’m not the designated flyer. You have to promise me something to get that out of me.
06. Wild card. Text him.

4

[uncrownedawn]

Implying you’ve been other sorts of wolf.

[shadowsincryo]

I’ve been all sorts of things. But nothing with glitter, like I said. I’m quite innocent of this one.

[uncrownedawn]

Interesting alibi. Unfortunately, you don’t have to be a glitter wolf to be guilty of dumping glitter all over my bed, among other such crimes that were committed last night.

[shadowsincryo]

And this is a strange place with all sorts of oddities. Can you list these other crimes for me?

Just curious.

[uncrownedawn]

I can name another specific crime. Perhaps after I divulge the details, you can explain why a simple statement about glitter trails and stolen food prompted you to swiftly deny any involvement.

Someone went rummaging through my cabinet of experimental brews. The bottles I had stored of finished product that I deemed closest to the taste of dandelion wine have been stolen. I happened to find strands of white fur tangled in one of the door hinges of the cabinet and more glitter on the floor.

[shadowsincryo]

I see. I see.

First, my fur is dark blue to pale blue. If you check the pantry you’ll notice some of your cheese is missing. That was me. I left you some honey.

Secondly, you’ve been experimenting with brews? That’s delightful. Settling in, are you?

[uncrownedawn]

[ He doesn’t care about the cheese. ]

I don’t care about the cheese.

[ See? Wait. Did he steal the cheese as a wolf?? ]

Don't change the subject. Do you not wear your usual clothes anymore? I do believe the fur on that is white.

[ There is actually a very specific reason he only cares about the wine and wants to know what happened to it so badly and does not want to talk to Kaeya about why he’s making brews…

It’s because he only started doing it for Kaeya and Venti. Yeah. He knows, he knows— it’s sappy. That’s why he refuses to talk about it. ]

[shadowsincryo]

I wear of a lot of things these days.

[He recognizes that feels like a dodge. Hm. Hm. Hm. Well, that has to be corrected.]

I don’t wear the cloak as much these days. And to be honest with you, when I stole in to snag some cheese I was drunk. Also a stoat. I can become more than just a wolf.

[But wines. Why? He suspects. Oh, he does. But at the same time he doesn’t want to talk about it either.]

I didn’t take it, Diluc. However, I’m capable of helping you track down who did and have a chat with them.

4.

[overnightoaks]

It wasn't me either. I've been a love wolf, but not a glitter one.

[shadowsincryo]

Now a friend of mine that was here was a sparkle dog. But he isn’t one for mischief.

Wonder if we’re getting more odd spirits again.

[overnightoaks]

I guess it would be in keeping with the general Folkmore vibe for there to be some kind of glitter wolf spirit running amok.

I wonder what sort of lesson we're supposed to get out of this one.

[shadowsincryo]

Considering they seem to have stolen wine. I’m not sure.

But the glitter is everywhere. This stuff is like sand. We’re going to be seeing it for weeks, aren’t we?

[overnightoaks]

Hm... Sobriety doesn't really strike me as Thirteen's style.

Yeah, that's glitter for you. It's like an STD that way.
Not that there's anything wrong with getting an STD! Just that they're hard to get rid of.

[shadowsincryo]

...Std?

[For once there's a pause.]

Ah, that was horrifyingly educational. Now, it could be a new aspect of the Fox. Or something else. Or just annoying.

[overnightoaks]

Ah, whoops. Sorry! Should've warned you for the NSFW google...

I agree, chaos is definitely more her style.

[shadowsincryo]

Oh, it's fine. It explains something we didn't have a reference for in my world. Now I know.

It is. If this is bonds related, it might be tangentially my fault.

01

[fogsong]

That's a real funny way of saying "That was fun, let's drink that again next week".

[shadowsincryo]

You’re right, you’re right. But really, black currant? It might just be the wolf nose.

[fogsong]

I'm almost positive that it had some kind of spell on it because all I've been smelling is artificial grape.

[shadowsincryo]

Why would anyone enchant wine? That feels wrong! Let it be enjoyed and a fond memory.

[fogsong]

For the fun of it? Also, come on, did you not enjoy it? Is it now not memorable?

[shadowsincryo]

You’re right, you’re right. I did enjoy it. But it is blinding my nose a bit. That is a bit disheartening.

[fogsong]

Maybe shift into a different form, force reset your sense of smell.

[shadowsincryo]

[There’s a pause. Then-]

You know, I think I’m under par that I didn’t think of that first. Shifting breaks enchantments.