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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Darth Maul | Star Wars

[survivalthroughhate]

1. Yah at one point I was listening to Metallica and doing pushups last night. I went through a lot of emotions.

2. There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!

3. I just woke up covered in blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, I'm pretty sure I broke parts of both my prosthetic legs, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in several worlds.

4. Have you ever wanted to murder a sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.

5. Wildcard! Text him or I'll make up a custom starter for you!

2.

[dathomirs]

So very, very many things.

I am not chaperoning this disaster. I am merely attending to point and laugh.

[survivalthroughhate]

I'm sure I'll be fine. The Jedi? Not so much.

[dathomirs]

The Jedi are more than capable of handling themselves.

I expect you will all walk away with minor injuries and major cleanup duties.

[survivalthroughhate]

It will still be worth it in the end!

[dathomirs]

I am also not on first aid duty. Or hangover breakfast duty.

4.

[inquisitorium]

Literally every single day for the past several years. Why do you ask?

[survivalthroughhate]

Some people have tried to convince me mornings are a good idea and a beautiful thing. Those people need to die.

[inquisitorium]

Truly. Why would I ever wish to spend more time awake?

[survivalthroughhate]

I love my bed too much to be forced from it until there are double digits on the clock. I spent half my life at the whims of a madman who had me get up whenever he needed me. I plan to sleep in the rest of my life.

[inquisitorium]

I envy you your ability to manage a good night's sleep.

4.

[myriadic]

Well, it wasn't for THOSE reasons, but, since you're asking...

[survivalthroughhate]

Wait. You're powerful enough to destroy a sun?

[myriadic]

Honestly, I think just about anyone can be, if they're dedicated enough and recognize what to do with the opportunities they're granted.

Not saying I do it daily, mind you, the cleanup's a real bitch after — especially if you decide on a full demo route, not a reno.

[survivalthroughhate]

You are quite right about that. My master develops a weapon that can destroy entire planets at some point in the future. Give someone enough time and they can accomplish almost anything.

What else have you done with such power? If I had that much, perhaps I would have been content in my own galaxy.

[No, he wouldn't have. No amount of power would have ever satisfied Maul even if he was practically a god. The emptiness within him couldn't be filled with such a thing.]

[myriadic]

"Destroying entire planets" definitely has a particular ring to it — whether or not the planets themselves did, obvs. On the other hand you've also got to ask, what sort of destruction? Because there's a lot of options out there for how to destroy something! Some are more reversible than others. Some are more insidious.

You'd have missed the chance at "how many galaxies am I holding up?" jokes, if you'd just stayed at home, wouldn't you?

I managed to reinvent an entire sociopolitical culture from scratch through to space colonization with way fewer restarts than any game of Sims I've ever played, too.

3

[fogsong]

So on Earth we have these things called interventions...

[survivalthroughhate]

When I am actually need of one, I shall let you know.

[fogsong]

Don't think that's how they work, Maul.

[survivalthroughhate]

I've never needed one before!

[fogsong]

You woke up damaged with no memory. That feels like a giant red flag screaming intervention.

2.

[licensetocrane]

well nothing was gonna go wrong until you cursed yourself
never ever ask what could go wrong ur just askin for trouble

[survivalthroughhate]

Eh, I was born unlucky. I'm used to everything going wrong that can go wrong in my life already.

[licensetocrane]

well that sounds like a shitty life
get a new one stat
hows life treating you here??

[survivalthroughhate]

It got much better after I left my own galaxy and started traveling to different worlds.
Alright. Better than the last world I was in objectively speaking, since I have yet to be forced into a mental breakdown.