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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

April O'Neil | Rise of the TMNT

[licensetocrane]

1. let the record show that i hate your ass

2. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???

3. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

4. You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason

5. OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP

6. Text her.

2

[mayberaven]

Look, what about me gave you even a fraction of the remotest of impressions that I make wise life choices?

[licensetocrane]

Okay solid point but tell me you at least took a weapon with you.

[mayberaven]

I mean naturally, I had a knife on me. I'm irresponsible not stupid.

[licensetocrane]

and did he in fact try to idk cut off bits of you in his bathtub

3

[ironypoisoned]

"I wish you well on your journey."

[licensetocrane]

damn, that's stone cold. you worked in customer service, didn't you.

[ironypoisoned]

Never.

Well. CEO is KINDA the other end of the customer service horseshoe, honestly.

[licensetocrane]

oh yeah thatd do it
im guessin ur a more hands on CEO than most of the garbage we get these days then

3

[touchofrogue]

"Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you."

Alternatively, "Fuck you on your way to hell."

Then smile.

[licensetocrane]

oh of course SMILE that makes it much more polite thank u im takin notes
that first ones awesome tho
is that from the south?

[It sounds very southern]

[touchofrogue]

Might be. I did hear it down there a time or two, but they had it up north as well.

[licensetocrane]

its great im adopting it immediately i dont care where its from

[Honestly she thought south because it involved the good Lord. it feels very on par with bless your little heart, which is the classiest fuck you she's ever heard.]

5

[moseyin]

Why your MOUTH
Why is it always your MOUTH

Go swish with vodka right now

[licensetocrane]

DO I LOOK LIKE A RUSSIAN SOCCER MOM TO YOU
ew ew pick something else

[moseyin]

ok rubbing alcohol

[licensetocrane]

wait cant that kill u

[It's like 70 proof or some shit, Cloud!! if vodka was gross, this ain't gonna cut it]

3

[heshande]

"I hope you have the day you deserve. 😀"

My favorite is "I hope both sides of your pillow are warm when you try to go to sleep tonight."

[licensetocrane]

okay that first one is gr8 its like 'wait did i just get insulted or'
but that second one is just PURE EVIL what a curse

[heshande]

The first one is supposed to be subtle. Call it psychological warefare 🤫😉

It's up there with, "I hope you keep stubbing your big toe. Even when you thought it's been healed, you'll stub it again."

[Members of the Auradonian court are known to be experts of passive-agressive comments. Lonnie has it down to an artwork at this point.]

[licensetocrane]

oh gotta love those chinese style curses
'i hope no matter where you go you will always find lego blocks in ur shoes'

4

[apuckalypse]

In the past for only a month and I was already addicted to a food enough to threaten someone with a sword...

they must have been really good

YES

[licensetocrane]

all things considered the fact splints introduced you to vodka on the same day prolly didnt help

but yeah u really liked em! i mean whats not to like honestly
fajitas are great

[apuckalypse]

oh

ok yeah that tracks. sensei made everyone swear not to give me alcohol after the moonshine incident

[licensetocrane]

FFFF okay now you gotta tell me about the moonshine incident
cough it up jones