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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[eggplanting]

have you ever actually met anyone from jersey? they don't really exist, its just people from delaware in on the joke

[girl]

[pursuitofcappiness]

I thought you were from Jersey?

[eggplanting]

thats just what I want you to think

im getting paid by big pharma to lie about where im really from

[pursuitofcappiness]

Right, which is Delaware.

Not New York or Pennsylvania?

[eggplanting]

new york and pennsylvania are the ones we're trying to scare

its a whole misdirection thing

gotta keep 'em from suspecting anything from delaware, they can't know what we're up to 👀

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, no one but the big corporations who come to Delaware to save on taxes suspect a thing.

Well, them, and now me.

[eggplanting]

yeah sorry about this but now that the secret is out i am gonna have to kill you

no hard feelings though 😜

[pursuitofcappiness]

Hey, hey, I've spent a lot of time in Jersey. I don't get in on the plans?

[eggplanting]

hmmm

i might consider it, if you promise you're not a shoobie

[pursuitofcappiness]

Most time I spent in Jersey was becoming a soldier. Does that count?

[eggplanting]

if you were a soldier you're definitely not a shoobie

maybe ill let you into the inner circle of fake new jerseyans

[pursuitofcappiness]

Great. I can see if we'll drop the requirements on being a Brooklynite but I think we're really proud of that one.

[eggplanting]

brooklynites are the only acceptable new yorkers so you're cool on that front

[pursuitofcappiness]

It really is the superior borough. I don't like saying that, but it's true.

[eggplanting]

its a pretty cool place, i used to visit sometimes on the weekends

shame about all the gentrification but thats happening everywhere

[pursuitofcappiness]

That's the worst. I was born there, and I can't afford it anymore.

[eggplanting]

its pretty shitty. its bad in gotham too. ive resigned myself to living with my mom until one of us dies but luckily she's a cool roommate

[pursuitofcappiness]

Good. You should spend as much time with her as you can.

[eggplanting]

thats the plan. she wasnt always the best mom but we've worked most of that out by now

except when i forget to empty the dishwasher, then all bets are off

(this is a joke)

[It's hard to get jokes across in text and she doesn't want Steve to take it the wrong way.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, now you've gotta do that yourself anyway.

Unless you got a roommate. How's your living situation?

[eggplanting]

not if I just grab plates directly from the dishwasher as I need them

[Life hack.]

im on my own, ive never had a roommate before and didnt really want to share my space if im being honest

[She spent her childhood with so little control over her own space, and she's not eager to repeat that experience, even with a roommate rather than her dad's shitty friends.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

That's fair. But I hope you've settled in all right.

[eggplanting]

ive settled as much as anyone can, i think

[She's lonely and restless and misses her friends, but it's... fine. She's fine.]

satori hills is a cool spot. the corner store does great bagels. what more could a girl ask for

[pursuitofcappiness]

Custom furniture? A used bookstore?

[eggplanting]

i dont know how to read

[She says, texting.

And obviously not using any voice-to-text function, since the capitalization and punctuation in her texts are awful, not the product of software.]