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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Steve Rogers | MCU | ota

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Just opened notes and all it says is "umbrella orange slices". I have no idea.
2. So I think some wires got crossed and that this person my friend brought thinks it's a double-date. How do I let them know it's not?
3. A spirit just handed me her baby and left. I'm at a loss.
4. Wait, go back to this rumor about me. What exactly is it about?
5. Advice needed: What should I do with my beard?
6. I can't get dick anyway
dick
dick
dick
SICK. I can't get sick.

5

[anothergo]

I vote you keep it.

But it's your choice either way.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I do like it. And it's easier to carry flowers in.

6

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul's laughing his metal ass off right now. He's barely able to send a message back.]

.......You do realize the relic autocorrects to the words you use most often, right??

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, that would make sense since I never get dick.

Dammit, you know what I mean.

6.

[heptanary]

But you're getting plenty of dick? Good.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, I'm definitely not complaining about that.

5

[ironypoisoned]

Of COURSE this is the question that keeps you up at night.

You could shave it, but I like what you do with the flowers.

[pursuitofcappiness]

If you like it, I'm keeping it.

You don't think I should get a trim?

Scratch that thought, I just imagined us with matching beards.

4

[heypartner]

Rumor is I'm the guy you're with. I guess we've been too friendly.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, well, that's a fun one.

1

[bossyboiler]

Maybe you were coming up with a new drink?

[pursuitofcappiness]

I doubt it but you can absolutely take it for the cafe.

2.

[licensetocrane]

several ways, from bluntest to nicest

1) "this is not a double date sorry not sorry"
2) make references to your boyfriend/girlfriend/idk vow of celibacy to make it clear youre off the market
3) be really nice and extremely friend-shaped until they say something outright and then gently correct them??

[pursuitofcappiness]

Okay, well I tried 3 and 1, but I think she thought I was joking.

So I guess I'll have to aggressively try point 2. I have plenty to say, so I think that might just work.

Thanks!

3

[branchingpaths]

Congratulations, you're a father now.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I know you're just joking, but I really do not think that'd work out for me and the kid.

5

[foundlingfather]

Keep it trimmed and nice looking

[pursuitofcappiness]

Shorter than I currently have it? I think if I go too short, it'll just look like I forgot to shave.

5

[getscooperation]

Are you thinking of donating it to a museum?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sounds more like something someone would have in an obsessive shrine. Hard pass.

6

[honkdarling]

Oh, darling, I beg to differ. I've seen "America's Ass." You could get dick.

You could easily get dick. You could get so much dick, you'd get sick of dick.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Er, thanks I guess. I really didn't have complaints about that, though I guess saying it a few times sounded aggressive.

My love life is fine. And so is my health.

2

[cursedwords]

Sounds awkward. You should just tell them it's not a date.

[pursuitofcappiness]

What if I'm overthinking it and they don't think we're on a date?