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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[white_widow]

Really? This one you get?

It is an inside joke. It was the name of a cover identity Natasha was stuck with once.

[decohere]

yes i know vulgarities. and now i'm afraid to ask to pet it.

that probably ranks up there with one of the worst covers.

[white_widow]

It hardly counts as a vulgarity. A real vulgarity would not also be a name.
Good thing I already gave you permission to pet her, then.

But with so much potential for annoying her, so I love it.

[decohere]

it's absolutely so.

how is she adjusting to this... environment? i am not familiar enough with dogs to imagine how one might conceptualize such a sudden change, or if they're simple minded creatures that aren't bothered at all.

[white_widow]

It is not. Further evidence: fanny packs. A truly vulgar term would not be used for a regular product name like that. We have found the argument you wanted the other day.

She is very smart, but no, I do not think she has registered the change at all. She likes how much more there is for her to chase in the woods, I think.

[decohere]

it's not my fault americans are wildly inappropriate in their misuse of the language.

ah, to live in such ignorance. has she caught anything?

[white_widow]

Wildly inappropriate. Okay.

Not yet. I think there might be something keeping the other animals uncatchable or safe, at least.

[decohere]

and who packs their fannies? unless they're smuggling. shameless.

hm. does she have a ball?

[white_widow]

That one was not accidental. There is no way.

Of course she does. You think I would not get my dog toys? She goes through them very quickly, though.

[decohere]

i'm pointing out the absurdity of the naming.

i dont know what else dogs like. i imagine the woods have no shortage of sticks.

[white_widow]

If we continue this argument, I am going to start saying vulgarities. Just to forewarn.

[Pause for thought.]

You do not need to bring her anything, Ava. She will be very happy with pets and a new friend.

[decohere]

i'm not going to faint if you utter obscenities, yelena. i'm not that easily scandalized.

i wanted to make a good impression. so that she does not view me as a threat.

[white_widow]

I did not want to be accused of escalating when I am not supposed to again.

She is not materialistic, you do not need to bring something, but I do have treats here that you can offer if you really want to do a bribe. I very sincerely doubt she will see you as a threat, because she will be able to tell I don't.

[decohere]

theres a difference between vulgar language and insinuating things. it's how you apply it.

i don't think animals really like the way that i... move wrong. spooks them. but if treats makes the process easier.

[white_widow]

Okay, I follow. That's a shame. Insinuating things is so much fun.

Ah. But you have not interacted with a dog before, yes? And she is used to some unusual things, so even if that is an issue at first, I think we will be able to get past it.
Treats always make the process easier.

[decohere]

you can insinuate about anybody else, just not me.

not close up no. i left guard dogs alone. i figured they did not count in the 'no witnesses' parameters.
does she jump up? lick faces? i want to know what behaviors to anticipate so i do not (over)react in surprise.

[white_widow]

I am going to leave that alone.

She does not jump up without permission. I did not really want to train her too much, but she is mostly around people like us, so it was necessary. She will be polite.

[decohere]

theres a little bird meme that goes 'i am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?'
except the opposite.

understandable, training tends to have a different connotation with... our sort.
is there anywhere she does not prefer to be touched or ways in which she does not like to be approached? particular phrases or sounds?

[white_widow]

That is fair, honestly. I do not blame you.

She does not like men or birds. Other than not, no. Thank you very much for asking.

[decohere]

did any of the other widows... have these issues?

your father must be deeply saddened by this.

cw, allusion to sa

[white_widow]

If you mean discomfort, yes, most if not all of us. If you mean inexperience, we were not given that luxury.

They have not been introduced.

[decohere]

the only 'talks' i received was from a scientist awkwardly giving me tampons with no further instruction, and an agent telling me that on no uncertain terms was i to fraternize with the targets.
but i saw nature documentaries when i was young so i knew about the whole how babies were made thing anyway.

ah. well i doubt dogs can be fooled with a wig.
i do look forward to meeting her, even if i'm a little apprehensive.

[white_widow]

[For a change, a reply is started and then stopped a few times.]
I am willing to continue having this conversation with you, but I think we have reached a point where I cannot do so via this little device. I understand if the impersonal nature of doing it this way is the only reason you are comfortable to do so, but because of that I can't.

No, it would take a bit more than that. That does make me wonder, though. Anyways, the Alexei that is here is from around the same time as you, so he doesn't even know I have a dog yet.
I assumed if you didn't want to, you would have told me to fuck off by now.

[decohere]

then we will not discuss it further. because there does not appear to be a way for us to do so comfortably.

is he dead, in your present time? like your sister. sorry, i only ask because i wonder if that means i am as well.

cw allusion to forced sterilization

[white_widow]

[Ugh.]
I will adjust.
Those things were also not really concerns for us.

No, he is alive.