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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

steph brown | dcu

[eggplanting]

1. never backflip into an above ground pool. i think the gash will be smaller by monday though.
2. everybody was literally kung fu fighting
3. you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
4. i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry
5. my bra broke.... so i macguyvered that shit together with floss
6. new jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like canada or carrot top
7. text her

6

[pursuitofcappiness]

Someone's gotta tell that to everyone who lives in Jersey.

[eggplanting]

have you ever actually met anyone from jersey? they don't really exist, its just people from delaware in on the joke

[girl]

[pursuitofcappiness]

I thought you were from Jersey?

[eggplanting]

thats just what I want you to think

im getting paid by big pharma to lie about where im really from

3

[volantes]

i'll be honest, while it sounds like a space jam would be something in my area of expertise, i really don't

[eggplanting]

okay so it's like

actually i don't know how to explain space jam without also explain michael jordan and the looney tunes and we'd be here all week

we should just watch it, it's such a good movie and i wanted so bad to be lola when i grew up

[volantes]

that works for me

i can try to watch through the whole thing without asking too many questions
though i've got a feeling that i'm gonna have a lot of them

[eggplanting]

you can ask questions! and ill give you a primer so some of the pop culture jokes don't go totally over your head but that's just easier in person

i never really got used to texting honestly

4

[branchingpaths]

In my defense I was very drunk at the time.

But also, have you ever tasted a french fry?

[eggplanting]

thats a pretty good defense

ive had so many fries in my life, maybe even too many. they get kinda boring eventually

[branchingpaths]

A travesty. They are the pinnacle of human culinary achievement.

5.

[licensetocrane]

hell yeah! tho im gonna assume dental floss and not like candy floss b/c one of those is a disaster waitin to happen

[eggplanting]

ive made a whole bra out of candy floss please pray for me that it doesn't rain

just kidding

the real problem was i didn't have thread in my emergency sewing kit so dental floss had to do and now ill have to cut my way out of this thing at the end of the day cause the clasp fully broke

[licensetocrane]

oh man
but at least it shouldnt be too hard just dont cut yourself tryin to get the thing off
or call in backup if its a problem!!

2

[wapow]

Were those cats fast as lightning?

6

[supersmashbro]

me and my brothers went to jersey ONE time and it turned out it was just all our villains teamed up to try to kill us.
had a real cool fight at the combination fish market ladder factory. learned some personal backstory.
1/10 little kids SHOULD be scared of it.

[eggplanting]

a combination fish market ladder factory is EXACTLY the sorta thing they'd make up to put in new jersey

where else would you get something like that?

[supersmashbro]

i've literally never seen that combo anywhere else outside of movies.

i mean i've only been there and new york and here but that's still gotta count for something.

i hope one day that state can find healing.

4!

[thefinalpower]

and yet still I have been given no fries! 'tis a TRAVESTY

[eggplanting]

[Don't ask how she got access to memes. Don't worry about it.]

[thefinalpower]

I care not for the yellow bald man's opinion! Fries can also be freely given in person!

[ sorry steph they didn't have memes in 1997! ]

2

[cursedwords]

Where?? I want in!

[eggplanting]

the prancing pony in willow

someone started shit and its turned into a whole thing

[cursedwords]

Sounds fun, but I'm all the way in Satori Hills, it'll take me forever to get there.