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[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

Luke Skywalker | Star Wars | Legend

[faithfulson]

1.) It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body.

2.) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

3.) Seriously Relic, stop auto correcting all my fucks to ducks. You're making all my strongly worded texts look harmless and adorable.

4.) You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congratulations, you made toast.

5.) Text him!

3

[survivalthroughhate]

But you ARE adorable. Harmless, though, never. I've taught you better than that by now.

[faithfulson]

The way you say adorable makes it sound like a bad thing, you know.

2

[survivingsister]

I require knowing why you don't know where you are.

[faithfulson]

Don't worry, no booze was involved. I'm just... very, very lost.

1

[notkeepingscore]

Add some cheese or butter or something first

[faithfulson]

Not this time. If it's not death by carbs, then it isn't worth trying.

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

[doesntsing]

1. I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.

2. He expects a blow job at the movies but won't pay for popcorn? Does he know it's not 1957 anymore?

3. The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was "Tits On A Stick".

4. My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car.

5. He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears a yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

6. Text her.

2

[da_champion]

End him.

Rogue | Marvel 616 | Familiar

[backwaterbelle]

1. I know it was your birthday, but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was real uncalled for sugar.

2. I just don't know how to act around fresh from the oven bread.

3. Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.

4. Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?

5. This is the third time I've overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right.

6. Text her!

4

[ihadstrings]

I have no idea but when you discover the secret, can you share it with me?

4

[serendipitously]

That depends on what kind of feelings we're talking about. There's an ogre in Otherworld that will take sorrow. Something tells me you don't mean that kind of feeling though

2

[silent_butdeadly]

The secret is to talk to it gently so it doesn't deflate while cooling down. You know, telling it how it's such a pretty loaf and how you can't wait to taste it. And that if it stays all pretty and good for you, you'll have it for breakfast every morning?

3.

[a_normal_man]

I don't know how it's possible, but it's true.

And microwaves at work are even slower than microwaves at home.

Peggy Carter | Marvel What If...? | Legend

[anothergo]

1. Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive.

2. Pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy.

3. I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.

4. You left wolverine marks.

5. Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".

6. Text her.

2

[mayberaven]

I mean sure, can do. But tool academy? Do I wanna know or is this a 'you're better off in blissful ignorance' sort of ask?

1

[betteroffred]

I have no idea what that is but I'm a quick learner, count me in.

1

[believeinbelieve]

🤩🤩🤩 Time & place? I've got the jumbo ones!

Asano Rin | Blade of the Immortal

[revengeisalie]

1. You don't happen to need feathers for crafts, do you? I have so many...

2. I had a nightmare that this place trapped me in a room with the killer of my parents.

3. I'm convinced that baking is some kind of arcane magic.

4. Do you have a ladder and also time right now?

5. I've been watching a show with samurai on the TV, and let me tell you, that is a REALLY weird experience.

2

[survivalthroughhate]

I wouldn't sleep for a week if I had a nightmare like that. Is that why you're up so late?

Quattro Bajeena || Mobile Suit Gundam (Universal Century) || Legend

[betteroffred]

1. Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?

2. Please don't ironically join a cult.

3. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.

4. What you have to understand is that our lives didn't so much veer off course as they collided in low earth orbit and burned up during re-entry.

5. Since apparently the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself?

Luke fon Fabre, Tales of the Abyss

[notkeepingscore]

1. Ok so I have to know is cereal soup ?

2. I think I was doing pretty good right up until it exploded

3. The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast

4. Hey uh if you found a body just in your living room what would you do with it

5. I found your dog

2

[survivalthroughhate]

Were you? Were you REALLY doing good?

john allerdyce 🔥 xmcu 🔥 myth

[firebugging]

1. don't you know by now? pants are always optional
2. let's do something tonight. i feel like setting things on fire.
3. hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
4. i think my entire body is ashamed of me today
5. text him!

1

[bobsicle]

Optional when?