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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Fjord | Critical Role

[mayberaven]

1. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my bag smell like Korean BBQ.

2. Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.

3. I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm

4. So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.

5. youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful

6. Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer

7. Text Fjord!

3

[thirdtimearound]

That’s quite an accusation. How can you even tell if they’re mine?

[mayberaven]

the bruises aren't dark enough to be from Beau, and they're too big to be from Jester

process of elimination

[thirdtimearound]

That still doesn’t necessarily mean it was from me. It could have been a random stranger that decided to take a swing at you.

[mayberaven]

we were at home where did this mysterious stranger come from?

[thirdtimearound]

Your guess is as good as mine. We were all pretty drunk, after all.

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[anothergo]

I didn't break any bones though, right?

[mayberaven]

Nope, no broken bones just bruises

[And his pride, sob]

[anothergo]

Brilliant. You had me worried for a moment.

What color do you bruise?

[mayberaven]

I'd be a lot more outraged if you'd actually broken something.

Bruising? Kinda brown-ish. Green and red kinda muddy each other up.

[anothergo]

Understandably so. I'd feel horrible.
I worry about forgetting my own strength quite a bit.

That makes sense. I have a friend that turns green sometimes, but he doesn't really dent or bruise.

1

[tequila_sunset]

what is korean

[mayberaven]

hell if I know but I vaguely remember the food being good

I wouldn't be mad about the smell but it's making me hungry

5

[branchingpaths]

I'm mad you have donuts and you aren't sharing >(

I'd never be mad at you for being beautiful.

[mayberaven]

It's not my fault

can't share donuts over text!!!

[branchingpaths]

Not with that attitude you can't.

[mayberaven]

Well share your secret then, o mighty donutmancer!

6

[guardofthetrail]

I could have. Everything to help you with the hangover is in the kitchen.

[The dimly lit kitchen.]

[mayberaven]

But that requires me to move a really long way

[But the kitchen is also comfier than the bathroom. And dimly lit...

But so far!!!]

[guardofthetrail]

Its around the corner of the stairs, so by perspective likely true. But, I have hangover cure, and the lights are on low.

It will be worth the journey.

[mayberaven]

...is there french toast

2

[backwaterbelle]

You apologize to that cat right now.

But yes, I can pick you up.

Bring the cats.

[mayberaven]

I'll apologize but I'm not touching either cat I'm allergic

i don't even know why they're here

or me

or where here is

here

[Beep have a pic of the back fire escape Fjord has found himself on, with at least one scrungly alley cat staring judgement.]

Look familiar?

[backwaterbelle]

That didn't stop you from yacking on the cat.

It looks like an alley in Folkmore.

Drop a pin, send me the name of a nearby shop, or climb to a roof.

[mayberaven]

Well he shouldn't have gotten in puke range if he wasn't about it.

Roof's closer, see you there

[And the cats because apparently they're intent on following the guy who's trying to avoid them, like cats are wont to do.]