april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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melina vostokoff | mcu | ota

[vostokoff]

1. I do not want to date anyone who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm.

2. Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole.

3. Don't be alarmed when you see a man handcuffed to your bed. His name is James. I will release him when I get home.

4. He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of vodka. I said thank you and walked away.

[ or wildcard, misfires & assumed cr welcome! ]

3

[pursuitofcappiness]

That wasn't what I was going to ask. You know we have a holding cell at the Compound.

3

[silent_butdeadly]

Yeah, you might want to invest in better handcuffs.

[And with that, she's getting a picture of the broken handcuffs on her bed.]

You know there are better ways to get people to hook up other than tying them to someone else's bed, right?

1

[anothergo]

I'm almost afraid to ask. Why a kangaroo farm?

Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact | Familiar

[shadowsincryo]

01. Oh I don’t doubt you! I’m saying I got to be a little more choosy tonight, I have classes tomorrow.

02. I’ve been doing a lot of self reflecting and come to realize I’ve been an idiot.

03. At this point I think I need to give a warning every time I shift. It has happened twice now.

04. The problem with hand to hand is touching. It leads my mind places. I’m fairly sure he’s the same, but he isn’t making a move about it.

05. Really? Alright. I can get there but you have to make peace with yourself that I’m doing it via hoof.

06. Text him.

4 time for fuuuun misunderstandiiiingssss

[uncrownedawn]

[ This… This comes as a shock and Diluc kind of just automatically falls into the nearest chair. Did he entirely misread his and Kaeya’s interactions? If Kaeya is interested in someone else… And he’s been sparring with someone else??

Of course he shouldn’t be so surprised, probably. It has been two years for him here. ]

Ah. Well. If you are certain he feels the same way… perhaps you should then? I did not know you could still be shy.

Jen Walters | MCU | Familiar | OTA

[idkmybffspandex]

1. Okay, so, I don't technically have a working law degree HERE, but I DO have a law degree, and, legally, NO I don't think you can fly your space suit home while THAT drunk.

2. There are like a disproproprotionate disproprotonate lol sorry I'm a little drunk. There are SO MANY of my cousin's coworkers here. Like a WEIRD number. I'm starting to think this is a job interview that I'm midway through bombing.

3. What're we feeling for spring, hyacinth or violet?

4. Heyyy, could youuuu text me back and let me know if I'm I hit Reply All on this? Lol oops...

[ Misfires, misfires everywhere... ]

3

[culver]

Depends how much you want to smell like perfume. And if you're eating them.

Dan Heng | Honkai: Star Rail | Familiar

[guardofthetrail]

01. I dragged you back, yes. I did not take off your clothes. That was all you.

02. The spread was the idea of the group. Hangover hang out was tossed around. Have what you like.

03. I’m not coming out from under the table. Pass me some coffee and let the table cloth fall back down, please.

04. Do not tug on my tail again. Not even as a joke.

05. I don’t think sitting on them will calm them down. Put a towel over their face and they won’t react to the drunk changing shape.

06. Text him.

Dee Reynolds | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[agiantbird]

1. It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.

2. That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.

3. The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.

4. There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.

5. He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe.

6. Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons.

1

[ironypoisoned]

I think 'today' ended 3 hours ago.

But you can always get a head start on tomorrow.

Kiyotaka Ayanokoji | Classroom of the Elite | Myth

[winatallcosts]

1. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment?

2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

3. What is something you'd never say to another person?

4. How do you make important decisions?

5. Do you believe people generally have good intentions?

[ Does he not understand the game...or...? (It's the or. He wants to know who would answer his questions.) ]

5.

[licensetocrane]

people arent a monolith so kinda hard to say
the average person on the street? yeah id say so
but road to hell etc etc

Elektra Natchios | Daredevil (netflix)

[tamethatfire]

1. Sometimes the most spiritual thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
2. Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
3. Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
4. [slightly slurred voice message:] I'm calling to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologise if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
5. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat chips with mayonnaise.

[ text her first ]

5

[pursuitofcappiness]

Like, from a bag?

Toge Inumaki | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[cursedwords]

1. When was someone going to tell me I had roommates?

2. We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail.

3. I made fried chicken. What have you done today?

4. You made cement angels, I laughed my ass off.

5. Any time before noon can go fuck itself.

6. I have the place to myself, wanna hang out?

7. Text him!

1.

[fuckthefamily]

You don't have roommates.

Cassandra Cain | DC comics | OTA

[smallbat]

1. It's not weird to call it the bad dad club if your dad is actually bad.
2. Did I leave my unicorn kigurumi over there?
3. I don't think that's a good idea, last time that happened I woke up in someone else's body.
4. You ever get that weird feeling when someone is talking about your mom being hot? Yeah, that's what it feels like.
5. [Text her]

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

I didn't mean to say it was weird. Just, I'm sorry you didn't have good parental figures.

Sue Storm | Marvel 616 | OTA

[unobservable]

1. Johnny, she might be a super genius, but she's also only 13; she needs to be in bed by 11. Don't let Valeria bully you OR convince you she's right.

2. Sorry about my brother, as usual. I can't say anyone's ever tried to make ME a booty call before, but that's probably just because there aren't any phones at the bottom of the ocean...

3. Date night was a mistake. That Skrull moonshine got me tipsy enough to keep turning me invisible. Reed had two sips and kept melting. I'd offer you the rest of the bottle but I'd hate to see what would happen if it turns YOUR husband into a blabbermouth.

4. Passover's coming up. Make sure you stop by sometime before the 22nd; I'll make sure to grab us some kosher wine (4 bottles this year to make sure there's enough for everyone?), and a bottle of that Kedem grape juice for the kids.

5. [ Text her ]

3

[pursuitofcappiness]

I'll drink it; hopefully it'll get me anything more than tipsy.

And - he's not my husband.

Thor | MCU | OTA

[disastergod]

1. This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
2. My liver is preforming stress tests.
3. You ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because I wouldn't make you a cheese burger.
4. Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
5. Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
6. Text him/bring your own!

5

[pursuitofcappiness]

We don't have a kiddie pool??

Wanda Maximoff | MCU | OTA

[everythingundercontrol]

[ wanda's canon point is post-doctor strange 2: multiverse of madness in which she was able to escape after destroying mount wundagore and the darkhold. there is residual dark magic coursing through her, though, with the lingering voice of said darkhold being a nasty earwig at the worst times. ]

I. I just sold someone "Magic Furry Apples". I'm sad I won't be there when they figure out they were just peaches.

II. A questionable individual just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what I wish for. The poor thing didn't know who he was attempting to scam until it was too late.

III. You were very disappointed that your drinking didn't give you magic powers. It was incredibly sad.

IV. You know what would be perfect? If you flew in on a horse or cat carrying tacos or ice cream, scooped me up, and took me to a far-off magical place.

V. The amount of things flying around and through my head; they're riding on magic carpets if that helps paint a better picture.

VI. I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey.

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

How about a dragon?

Razor | Genshin Impact | OTA!

[iamawolf]

1. Cooked meat, tasty! Raw, also tasty!

2. Many people here... Change shape into other things. Maybe I could change, too?

3. What Movie we watch tonight?

4. ((There's no text here, just a blurry photo of Razor out of focus, and a snuffling canine snout right over the camera. Whoops!))

5. I will be... long. Wind strong today, flying slow!

2.

[licensetocrane]

i bet you absolutely could
i believe in you random texter!!

Ultron | MCU

[ihadstrings]

1. That's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence

2. Wow, you're diagnosing me with daddy issues? How very Intro To Psych.

3. On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence

4. Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible

5. I think one of my dads are getting high again. The last google search on the mainframe was "awesome ping pong shit."

6. Text him!

2

[pursuitofcappiness]

That isn't what I said, but you are definitely grounded.

Haibara Yu | Jujutsu Kaisen

[incautiously]

1. At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
2. I can't be in the same room with him and not do him.
3. At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
4. i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.

%. [or text him.]

2.

[licensetocrane]

skill issue

[Sorry, random misfire, she's a teenage New Yorker u_ub]

Sam Winchester | SPN

[coparenting]

[1] I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
[2] I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
[3] I think I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
[4] Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee. She handed me a shot of tequila.
[5] [ obligatory wildcard option c: ]

1

[thevelmster]

[Well that's both an overshare and... Impressive. Yes, let's go with that.]

The level of nerd depends on which movie in the trilogy.

Geto Suguru | Jujutsu Kaisen

[a_darker_path]

1. It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
2. I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
3.Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
4. I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
5 [ or text him ]

Catra | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

[plentystrong]

1. Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.

2. He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle

3. She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here looking like Hordak

4. You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.

5. Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?

6. You messaged me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.

7. Text her!

5.

[fuckthefamily]

Training.

I don't think those are that complicated to drive.

Peggy Carter | MCU | OTA

[shieldingfoundation]

1. She lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and proceeded to grab it out of the air by its neck.

2. I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.

3. She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.

4. Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, and friendships are ruined. It's ugly.

5. You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.

4

[shehulksmash]

You're just too afraid to get into drunk arguments with a lawyer, admit it Peg.

Ingo | Pokemon | Legend

[offtracks]

1. What restaurants are good here? And, incidentally, are any of these ones run by ninja assassins?

2. medicine for migraine and also nausea please

3. I do not mean to be a bother, but - you have not told anyone about our rendezvous, have you?

4. (( or text him! misfires are fine! ))

4 - Misfire!

[mywayistheway]

You know you’re cute when you sulk.

Steve Rogers | 1602 | OTA but just dicking around!

[eatyerich]

1. This must be one of Stark's inventions! You are incredible, but I must return you to him. Fantastic box - have you seen him anywhere?
2. In my dream, you became a famous dancer. My congratulations on your career change.
3. It was many moons since last I was so inebriated. I've made a grave mistake, and an enemy in sunlight.
4. [ Just a blurry picture of his forehead and a spirit he is with. ]
5. I have discovered scraps of paper from last night when I attempted to write poetry. I can hardly read my own scrawl.
6. Text him!

2

[anothergo]

Loosen up the definition of dancer and your dream describes reality.

What sort of dancing was I famous for in your dream?