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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Dee Reynolds | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[agiantbird]

1. The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
2. Yeah, he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
3. I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
4. Is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
5. Why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall?
6. Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

2

[survivalthroughhate]

What did he do to deserve that?

Steve Rogers | Marvel: What If?

[mightysmall]

1. Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.

2. I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...

3. You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was Taylor Swift.

4. Yeah... you were given too many get out of jail free cards.

5. text your own.

2

[pursuitofcappiness]

What, I'm not invited?

Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.

2. Yeah, well, tell that to drunk me. He seems to have no standards or gender preference.

3. All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes.

4. I woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

5. text him.

3

[branchingpaths]

Someone seems to have glued glitter and rhinestones to one of my daggers. Perhaps that was it?

Cobb Vanth | Star Wars

[heypartner]

1. Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?

2. I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much spotchka I drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.

3. I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice.

4. He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled that good.

5. text him.

2

[anothergo]

My liver is also awesome. Super even. Apology still accepted.

Are you certain spotchka isn't actually jet fuel?

Dainsleif ❖ Genshin Impact

[twilight_sword]

1. How bad was it?
2. Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
3. At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
4. I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
5. Wildcard. Text him.

4

[cursedwords]

Try closing your eyes, it might help with the dizziness.

Tighnari ❖ Genshin Impact

[forestwatcher]

1. I just found a frying pan... in my bed.
2. You woke up, mumbled "the trees" When I asked you what about them, you yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," then went back to sleep.
3. Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
4. Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
5. Wildcard. Text him.

3

[da_champion]

Ah, I've been there.

Shikanoin Heizou ❖ Genshin Impact

[shikanoinheizou]

1. How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
2. You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
3. HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
4. I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter... there was a full cake upside down. I don't understand...
5. Wildcard. Text him.

1

[shadowsincryo]

Why are you losing layers of skin.

Raphael ❖ Original Character

[cupiditasmedendi]

1. What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
2. My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
3. I woke up without pants, but my jacket was still on and fully buttoned. Curious.
4. You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room.
5. Wildcard. Text him.

1.

[overnightoaks]

Aw, gee, I'm not a big drinker so I'm not sure, but...
What kind of straws are we talking about? Fun, bendy/twisty ones? Or the little kind that are pretty much just stirrers?

Hythlodaeus ❖ Final Fantasy XIV

[modestpurpose]

1. I'm like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
2. I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
3. I'm outside your house... Sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
4. No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
5. Wildcard. Text him.

2

[branchingpaths]

Without me? I'm hurt!

Red Wine ❖ Food Fantasy

[judgementor]

1. I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
2. I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
3. I figured it out. Hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. So yes, we're blacking out tonight.
4. "Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
5. Wildcard. Text him.

2

[pursuitofcappiness]

You brought a knife to a bar?

Tavenlan "Tav" Myani ❖ Baldur's Gate 3

[bardtricks]

1. Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again.
2. I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
3. Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
4. If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
5. Wildcard. Text him.

3

[branchingpaths]

You asked me to show you Asgardian sword forms

Loki | The Loki Show

[branchingpaths]

1) What?! You can hate someone and still think they're hot!

2) I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.

3)Apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"

4) It was a good 5 hours of "i have no fucking idea what i did".

5) Wildcard!

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

I don't know what gave you the impression I had either of these thoughts about you, but I don't.

poe dameron | star wars | legend

[volantes]

1. did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?

3. i climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. accomplishment?

3. the bartender said they wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night

4. i'm taking earth movie and music recommendations, use this influence responsibly

((ooc: or text him something instead!))

4

[fistofvengeance]

The Room. Written and produced by Tommy Wiseau, if that helps narrow down the search.

Enjoy.

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | familiar

[culver]

1. Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies.

2. Just painted my nails at the bar. I may be getting too comfortable here.

3. So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?

4. Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please.

5. Regret, thy taste is box wine.

6. text her!

1.

[overnightoaks]

A whole grocery bag?

Just... make sure you're baking responsibly.

Asano Rin | Blade of the Immortal

[revengeisalie]

1. I set my house on fire ONCE
2. Do I need to lock the door at night?
3. Sorry about all the feathers.
4. You can't blame me for drawing my sword when someone threatens me!
5. Since I have wings now, do you think I could talk to birds?
6. This "glitter" stuff truly gets everywhere, huh

5, actually... I changed my mind

[overnightoaks]

I don't think that's how it works... But if you have a bird you want to talk to, I could help!

Elena Gilbert | The Vampire Diaries

[vervains]

1. Mystic Falls has never believed in checking IDs. Definitely no correlation between that and the vampire population
2. It's fine, I'm used to making mistakes I have to make excuses for! I'm an excuse expert
3. If you open the fridge just ignore the bags of red stuff. Don't ask.
4. Bad life decision number 458...I lost count at some point...
5. You left food with garlic in it. Were you trying to poison me?
6. Be honest! How many times did you crash while learning to fly???? Not that I've crashed at all!

6

[spktr]

I still crash when I'm not being careful, to be honest. Then again, I don't use mine nearly as much as I maybe should.

Crashing is part of the learning process!

Merrin | Jedi Survivor | Familiar

[dathomirs]

1. The barista just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink.

2. I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.

3. Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept on the floor.

4. Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.

5. Wildcard: text her!

2.

[heptanary]

That sounds incredible. What a distinct disappointment I don't remember a thing.

Did it work?

Lorna Dane | The Gifted

[ferrokinetically]

1. The green punk goth look is practical. Green to stay on brand, gotta match my mutation, spikes and chains for survival. See? Practical.
2. Is drinking on the job bad for business? Figure it just gives a demonstration of good products.
3. You can't blame me every time the lights on the block flicker and go out. That's profiling.
4. Want to make some terrible choices tonight?
5. Ever get lonely even in a bar full of people?

2

[moseyin]

Bartender = good
Bus driver = bad

P sure other options are negotiable

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies | CRAU

[overnightoaks]

[ OOC: open to misfires/new CR! ]

1. I think I've just evolved into some kind of kombucha fueled monster
   
   
2. So, I just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
   
   
3. I don't really want to explain what I mean by this so just answer yes or no: Are 5 cows enough?
   
   
4. Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
   
   
5. Sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
   
   
6. text him!

3

[branchingpaths]

No. You are worth far more than 5 cows.

Wednesday Addams | Wednesday

[woenesday]

1. If you do not cease the incessant texting I will make certain the first spell I perfect is cursing you.

2. No. Never. I would sooner go to a Rave'N Dance every night than do that with you.

3. I have no problem with torture as long as it's good torture. What you've just described however, is too heinous even for me.

4. Why do you insist on messaging me so consistently? What do you hope to gain out of it other than currency? Is there a large purchase you're using me to save up for?

5. I don't understand the fascination people here have with bonds and relationships. It's a perplexing waste of time.

3

[fogsong]

It's just My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!

Clark Kent | My Adventures with Superman

[a_normal_man]

1. I saw a man walking two goats through the town. Bonus: only one was on a leash.
2. Hold on, there are flying pancakes. I can't handle this right now.
3. So what do normal people wear to parties?
4. I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation.
5. [Text him!]

I MEANT 3

[pursuitofcappiness]

I just wear a button-up and slacks.

Sharon Da Silva | Silent Hill

[fogsong]

1. I smell like gasoline and adventure!
2. Casual FYI: I'm gonna punch you next time I see you.
3. I miss the Big Dipper. Hands-down best constellation.
4. Currently shading my boobs to make it look like I have massive cleavage... Thank you art class!
5. What tipped you off? The sombrero?

4.

[moseyin]

Wait you can DO that???

Rogue | Marvel 616

[backwaterbelle]

1. Can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism?

2. You were petting a 40 year old man's mustache for 15 minutes.

3. Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.

4. You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to Jaws.

5. The logic in me says "don't text him". But the va-jay-jay in me says "text him".

6. Text her.

5

[silent_butdeadly]

So. Which one is winning?

Essek Thelyss || Critical Role || Myth

[dunamagic]

1. I found your dagger in my underwear drawer, to say I have question is an understatement.

2. Gold dust is expensive, please stop using it as glitter.

3. Wine hot chocolate does not have the same kick to it that whiskey hot chocolate does.

4. And does this book club have tasteful smut or am I to find out the hard way?

5. Text him!

2

[da_champion]

But my beard looks so good with golden flecks.

Cloud Strife | FF7(OG) | OTA

[moseyin]

1. If you really hate him do what I would do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. And text him that his dick was on the small side b4 u block him

2. it is time to test the effects of a pulled pork sandwich and overconfidence on the (mostly) human body

3. The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”

4. she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever

5. are you still at the devil's house?

6. [WILDCARD]

3

[zacrifice]

tits on a stick, huh